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Kate Gosselin

 If there is no Christmas, then this TRAVESTY of an idea won't have to happen!
Sources say that Kate Gosselin, having already destroyed the art of dance, is now looking to butcher your favorite holiday songs with a Christmas CD!

Record execs claim that Kate is pitching the CD around town, with songs sung by herself and all her children. Apparently, she "sees herself as a modern day Maria from 'The Sound of Music,' except this time the family singers won't be the Von Trap family, they would be the Gosselins."

Somewhere, Rogers and Hammerstein hate themselves for writing the Sound of Music just because of this analogy.

A friend of Kate reminds skeptics that Kate sees herself as a "brand" and she is going to milk that for all it's worth, no matter how big of a fool she comes off as!

She's got eight mouths to feed after all! (And a wardrobe to maintain!)

Our ears are bleeding and we haven't even heard her sing a note yet. They'll be stocking this next to Hung For The Holidays, Featuring William Hung and Another Rosie Christmas for sure.

And by stocking, we mean tossing in the bargain bin.

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