Welcome back to our weekly
FashionVOTE by He - Who Wore it Better?
Except this weeks version is two horrible looks, and He is wishing you all the best of luck trying to figure out who wore it better. He breaks down the two looks...
Taylor Sift: Previous He ripped about how ugly this bathing suit was, and how horrible she looked. Nothing has changed, its an ugly f*cking bathing suit, and He has yet to see one woman make the high waisted swimsuit look good. Think you do, feel free to send He a pic, but the odds are not in your favor.
Kesha: Or who the f*ck no has this one even spells her name. This chick put on more weight then Jessica Simpson, like damn, did she eat a whale outta that ocean? He thinks we can all agree that bathing suit has seen better days, probably dying to get off her. The only decent thing about this look is that the high waisted bathing suit is probably holding some of her stomach back.
-He
Time for the ArmHE to Vote before someone pukes:
Vote I Agree: Taylor Vote I Disagree: Kesha
Now it is not often He writes about men's fashion, but when you see something this horrible, it doesn't take a genius to realize how bad this is. “Back Strap” trousers by Laur Zepol are probably the weirdest pant design in quite some time. Skinny pants are bad enough, now you are gonna expose the back side of your legs?
When a girl is walking down the street and her entire ass instantly becomes visible, we have what we call a Bad, Bad, Bad situation. Oddly enough He was out this weekend and another girl had on a skirt that was also too short. When she bent over to pick up something off the floor, Yahtzee the entire full moon was on display. Silly Girls.
Isn't the point of fashion to either make yourself look good to others or for yourself? There is no a single person alive, including this unhappy shoe model that would put a pair of these on for any good reason. Hoof F*cking Heels, are you kidding? Oh right, they are probably cheap too...NOT, try $2,080.00...PASS. There is a reason we evolved to become a smarter version of the animal, unfortunately some people are still not fully all there. Anyone who makes hoof heels and thinks its a good idea needs a head check.
See Bank of America is great, First He runs into a chick with High Heels, then He runs into the check above in big wedges. Even going to the ATM a chick needs to look good.
