How Short is Too Short for a Skirt?

When a girl is walking down the street and her entire ass instantly becomes visible, we have what we call a Bad, Bad, Bad situation. Oddly enough He was out this weekend and another girl had on a skirt that was also too short. When she bent over to pick up something off the floor, Yahtzee the entire full moon was on display. Silly Girls.
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