Now it is not often He writes about men's fashion, but when you see something this horrible, it doesn't take a genius to realize how bad this is. “Back Strap” trousers by Laur Zepol are probably the weirdest pant design in quite some time. Skinny pants are bad enough, now you are gonna expose the back side of your legs?
When a girl is walking down the street and her entire ass instantly becomes visible, we have what we call a Bad, Bad, Bad situation. Oddly enough He was out this weekend and another girl had on a skirt that was also too short. When she bent over to pick up something off the floor, Yahtzee the entire full moon was on display. Silly Girls.
Isn't the point of fashion to either make yourself look good to others or for yourself? There is no a single person alive, including this unhappy shoe model that would put a pair of these on for any good reason. Hoof F*cking Heels, are you kidding? Oh right, they are probably cheap too...NOT, try $2,080.00...PASS. There is a reason we evolved to become a smarter version of the animal, unfortunately some people are still not fully all there. Anyone who makes hoof heels and thinks its a good idea needs a head check.
He already wrote about this hate for the clear umbrella and this is just another great look at why they are so horrible. Shoving your face into an umbrella is no way to walk down the street. Hell they even sell new umbrellas for like $3 on every street corner. Go wild, buy yourself a new one. You and your wet clothing deserve it. |  |
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No one should wear a cape, no one.
Now He is completely behind the "buy a pair of shoes and another pair goes to a child in need." That's great, very nice of Toms to do, charity and giving are always nice. But He has got to tell ya, these shoes are f*cking real ugly. The plain ones are gross, but the denim and glitter shoes are even uglier. When you see them they look like cheap shitty shoes, but nope they cost a lot more then a dollar.
Leather pants, leather boots, leather bag, leather jacket, He is pretty sure this woman is wearing an entire cow. But the questions today is...Is this too much leather for one outfit?
Pretty sure He saw this shirt on an episode of The Fresh Prince this morning. Not everything from the past should reappear in the future, somethings are better left in the past. Like this shirt. Sorry Will.
Low cut rain boots? Leggings that leave calf cleavage? None of this is going to get you an Approval,. |  |
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He can promise you this, if the ArmHe ever goes to war, a real war, not like our War on UGGS, He will never allow these weird head gear to be apart of the ArmHe uniform. Then again not so sure how good of an ArmHe we will be in 6" heels...oh well at least the ArmHe will look damn good.
He as a bunch of rubber bands all over He's desk, but there is no way anyone should ever consider holding their pants up. Tuck your pants into your socks, do something, using bright green rubber bands is only going to land you on Fashion by He, for the world to laugh at.
He always says Heels are required for all women all the time, but of course it was just a matter of time, before someone went and threw it right back in He's face. F*cking Slipper High Heels, go figure. Oh and why there were at it, let's make a Sweater Boot too. Like come on, a guy wants you to wear heels around the house, maybe even "in bed" but not a freakin slipper heel. Come on now, the ArmHe has to be better then this.
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