Bra Bikini for Your But...No Thanks...

Remember Bubbles BodyWear? Well it just got weirder. This is the Bikini Butt Bra:

Holds up the weight of the buttocks
Smoothes out the back of the thighs
Lifts and defines the buttock’s curvature
Maximizes small/flat derrieres
Leaves no visible line under most clothing
Enhances the effect of form fitting clothes
Adds comfort because of support
Provides a put together look

Sorry folks but if you don't have an ass the Bikini Butt Bra is not a viable solution. This isn't right.
-He

Bubbles Bodywear...What in the World Are You Selling?

He has shown you Booty Pop but He just recently stumbled across a new website that actually blew He's mind out of the water. Never in He's life could He have imaged that a website selling millions of different butt pads, bra pads, ass bras and a million of other products to fool men would exist. Yes He knows padded bras and push up bras are nothing knew, but us Men, we have figured those tricks out for the most part. When know when your faking it. But some of the contraptions, He found on this website are wow. If you pulled this sh*t with He, you would be back on the streets so fast, you wouldn't know what kinda car He tossed you outta. If for any reason you see a need to find more information on this weird ass sh*t, you can talk to bubbles over at bubbles bodywear, He would not tell her He sent you.
-He