Cupid Bill Is Distracting

I don't know why, but I'm starting to think that a shirtless fat people division of the FBI, CIA and SWAT might not be such a bad idea. Think about it, shirtless fat people would be great at interrogating the truth out of prisoners and their shirtless fatness would also be ideal for controlling riots. I also think it's time for a fat people Melrose Place and Sportscenter, but one step at a time.