The GLOW Girls Shuffle

How is it that almost every successful 80's TV show has been remade and nobody's bothered to bring the GLOW Girls back? I think it's an absolute crime in this day and age that late night television programming does not offer us gorgeous redneck ladies wrestling while we eat Eggo waffles covered in Nutella. All I know is the world was a better place when Debbie Debutante, The Farmer's Daughter and Mona The Headhunter were wrestling at 12:30 AM instead of Jimmy Fallon bumbling his way through a monolgue every night.