The Dancing Bear

So there's another thing on the internet called "Dancing Bear" that I might have heard about but I don't think I can talk about. All I can tell you is that it's one of those terrible places on the internet where bad things happen to good people. The other Dancing Bear is nothing like this Dancing Bear because this particular Dancing Bear can actually dance like a Texas tornado. I'd tell you more, but I think the internet police are watching me right now.