Joe Biden Is The Next American Idol

I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired of hangnails. I decided to search the internet and find out how to prevent them, and the results I found were nothing short of mentally catastrophic. Apparently hangnails can be prevented by keeping your cuticles hydrated. There are also cuticle oils available on the market that are specifically formulated to keep the cuticles from drying out. And if you ever catch me purchasing "cuticle oils," you hereby have permission to castrate me on spot... and that's all I have to say about that.